boost gets you laid

lilthugnificent:

Dude…

cb7guy:

Do it sideways. In a threesome

phokinggoku:

gangstah

Meanwhile, as I was taking a piss...

Me: Aleeeex! Can you get me some toilet paper?
Alex: *Down the hallway.* TASK FORCE ONE. ENGAGE!
Me: o.o;
 *I hear heavy footsteps. My brother and sister proceed to kick open the door and perform a breach, with an M85 and pistol. Yelling and making loud incoherent noises.*
Me: T___T Toilet paper. Please.
Alex: TASK FORCE ONE, DEPLOY. *Scurries off in wrong direction.*
Me: Uh... you missed your rendezvous..
Alex: *Tosses roll.* CARE PACKAGE DELIVERED. TASK FORCE ONE MISSION COMPLETE. BACK TO THE LZ.
 *Brother and sister scurry off.*

lilthugnificent:

Tevo Dekk’s full carbon Supra hailing from Norway.
I wish I knew more about this car. Apparently it’s pushing out 950 bhp.

I think it needs a bigger turbo and some more carbon fiber, wha chu think?

obeytheveloce:

time splitters

big turbo

When you check the weather & it’s going to be a shitty day …

mandiieeeboo: